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srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

(via racheezy)

Timestamp: 1397631368

srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

(via racheezy)

auerr:

Took the Avi out for a joyride.

(via mean-maori)

Timestamp: 1397631355

auerr:

Took the Avi out for a joyride.

(via mean-maori)

crownedprinceofprozac:

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

Sounds metal as fuck

(via racheezy)

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necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

(via disappears)

imgfave:

Posted by dreamgirl1

seriousjones:

officers, i’m afraid you can’t arrest me for murder. when i murdered that guy, i was only doing it to highlight how ridiculous and wrong is to murder someone. it was actually quite anti-murder if you think about it. i understand how you might make that mistake, but next time i hope you don’t take my actions out of context :^)

(via teamrocketing)

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hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

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mistastein:

sexistant:

quoting-teens:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious pictures and comebacks EVER

This is honestly the best! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life xD

omg I love this post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

wtf how did i just gain 79 followers from reblogging this?

(via deforming)

Timestamp: 1397630823

mistastein:

sexistant:

quoting-teens:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious pictures and comebacks EVER

This is honestly the best! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life xD

omg I love this post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

wtf how did i just gain 79 followers from reblogging this?

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